Go ahead, take that call, we don't care.

Theft deterrent

Yeah, we care a lot. Sure we do.

Showing how much they care in Kerby, Oregon.

Bad Parker vs. Passive Aggressive Note Writer

As seen a couple weeks ago at Trader Joe's in Hollywood district, Portland, OR

"We might or might not do something to your car"

You're really gonna get it now!!

unearned praise

Yeah, I've heard about those "low" rates. Sure thing.

Taxi at Vancouver, Washington Amtrak station

I have no idea what's really going on here

Same old shit

Sorry it's so blurry. Above the "NEW OPPORUNITIES" it says "New Ideas...New Talent...New Image...New World". 

Great!

Inferior quality

But with this little sticker we can actually charge more for it.

open a window if the room is hot

Or maybe "it's what's for dinner"

Actually just a very hairy man.

The room is probably empty.

Security is nobody's business

Will be delayed at least six more months

In light of the housing crash perhaps the quotation marks are appropriate.

Actually it's a closet

Words fail me

All time best poster.

Pre-recorded in a crappy studio in Omaha, Nebraska